I will die if light touches me.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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Alive.
So much puke
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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