playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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