took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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