this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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