all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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