i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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