Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
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shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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