Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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