lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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