I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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