His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
All I want is dick and wine.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Randomize