super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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