So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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