Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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