can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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