Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
