So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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