You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I love you. Go after that dick
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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