sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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