I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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