Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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