she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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