Already got asked if we're dating
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I need you to use more vowels.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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