Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my sisters under your porch take her home
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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