i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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