Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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