Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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