Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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