maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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