I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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