chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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