i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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