420 ftw
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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