Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
should my penis look like a turkey
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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