i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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