It's Friday. Sex?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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