Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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