is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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