Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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