how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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