he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
this will be a night to untag.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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