Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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