i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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