Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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