Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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