what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?