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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend