don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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