"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT