OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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