Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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