My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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