You can't special order awesome
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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