I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
dude i'm inner monologue high
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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